Apple Changing Itunes
Apple will now offer free 90-second previews of songs on iTunes. For the listener who needs to get to the second verse of a Kei$ha song to know she sucks.
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Election Results
Prop 19, a measure to legalize marijuana in California, did not pass. America instead decided to smoke Democrats.
California prop 19
Californians could vote to legalize marijuana today. In preparation, Cheetos factories worldwide have been working at maximum output.
Charlie Sheen Divorce
Charlie Sheen has filed fir divorce from his third wife after her unbelievable lack of outrageous behavior.
Supreme Court and Video Games
The Supreme Court is hearing a case today concerning whether minors should be allowed to buy violent video games in the People vs 10,000 Zombies.
Miami Heat Making Up Signals
The Miami Heat have developed a new team hand signal with a secret meaning. The rest of the NBA is responding with a classic hand signal whose meaning is crystal clear.
Christmas Comes Earlier Every Year
Halloween has ended and the “Christmas comes earlier every year” remarks are coming earlier every year.
Alcohol More Destructive Than Crack
A new study has found that alcohol is more destructive than crack. Charlie Sheen is skeptical but he’s willing to test out the theory.
Election Day Tomorrow
Election day is tomorrow, most uninformed Americans will vote for the candidates with the silliest names. Therefore Young Boozer will be the new treasurer of Alabama.
Halloween Costumes, Appropriate/Inappropriate
Acceptable: An Infected Zombie
Unacceptable: Going to work when you are sick
Unacceptable: Going to work when you are sick
Halloween Costumes, Appropriate/Inappropriate
Acceptable: Sexy Nurse
Unacceptable: Sexy Male Nurse
Unacceptable: Sexy Male Nurse
Happy Halloween
